Man Living in a Woman's World

"Pass the popcorn—oh man, look at him go!" Usagi roared. She and her friends sat in her boyfriend, Mamoru's living room watching the latest Martial Arts match against world famous Kazuki Sakuraba and a not-so-famous fighter that made his way through the tournament. Usagi spent days preparing for the match and finally the time had come.

Much to Mamoru's dismay.

"Look at that throw!" Rei roared, sitting straight up in her seat and shoving Ami in the process. The bowl of popcorn in Ami's hand flew over and landed on the table which knocked a few glasses of water over in the process.

All girls, however, were oblivious to the happenings.

"Put the volume up!" Makoto roared while biting into an oozing hotdog. Ketchup gushed out from the end and splattered all over the carpet, just inches away from where the water was dripping.

Mamoru watched in horror from the side.

What is going on…

"Omigod!" Usagi shrieked as Kazuki did his fancy tricks on screen. Oblivious to the nachos in her lap, Usagi shot up along with Rei and they both chest bumped each other. "He's doing it! He's doing it!"

Mamoru gave up trying to watch the match. He had to do something about the mess that his girlfriend and her friends were making. He was slightly appreciative that Minako had fallen asleep on the armchair—she probably would've been the messiest, second to Usagi. Grabbing a roll of paper towels from the kitchen, Mamoru rushed to the living room to begin doing damage control.

His heart sunk when he saw Rei and Usagi had stomped over the nachos. The grains were probably etched into his carpet—he was never going to get it clean. He tuned out the match and the shrieking girls as he began to clean.

Well, try to clean.

Mamoru first wiped the water off of the coffee table. As he leaned forward to pick up the bowl of popcorn, he glanced over his shoulder to see that Kazuki won the match. His eyes widened in mortification; he looked over to the girls and saw that they were doing a celebratory dance.

Usagi knocked over his antique jade vase.

Makoto leaped in joy and spilled all of her juice on his suede sofa.

Rei jumped onto the sofa and started jumping around, crushing nachos and popcorn into the seats.

Ami giggled in glee.

Mamoru groaned and slouched off to get the vacuum cleaner…

He was simply a man living in a woman's world.

"OH CRAP! THE WINDOW!"

Mamoru's blood ran cold as he heard shattering.

Is it too much to ask for one of our nemesis's to come and kill me right now?